Good day, Stopgame! Below I present you a small story describing the unpleasant conversation of the failed director of the Jurassic period and its negligent employers. Enjoy reading!

Finally, my first working day has come in the role of the new director of entertainment Park "World of the Jurassic period". Updated and improved. Once I already worked here, in such a distant 2018. It’s impossible to say that the work did not carry me at all, but … let’s say, I left the project quickly.

As soon as I arrived at the Ingen Corporation, I was met by two – a nervous, all on needles of a woman, and a constantly and inappropriately, hokhi man, like a star lord.

– Good afternoon! I am very glad that you still decided to join our team! Again, the woman smiled widely, but nervously, – I hope this time we will get along.

With a sharp movement, she held out her hand, while she was so bulging her eyes, as if she frightened herself with her own movement. I shook a sweaty hand, already sensing a catch.

– Of course, we will get along. If you have better here.

– Oh, I assure you, it became! Owen and I will show you everything now. Oh yes, a lot of time has passed, so let me introduce myself again. My name is Claire, and this is my colleague, Owen Grady. I am responsible for administrative questions.

“And I am Alfa Raptorov,” Owen grinned, immediately receiving a jar from the Claire with an elbow to his side.

– Come on, director, we will show you how everything was fine with us! Let’s start with a nursery. We have almost twice as many types. And what colors for skins.

-Claire, wait, I would first want to clarify a few points … Honestly, last time I left due to abundance of handmade. The employees had to run for any reason, to tell them what to do. I personally replenished every feeder in the park!

– Oh, don’t worry, we have corrected it for a long time! Now we have such a development! Here, admire – Claire brought me to the monitor and turned on the image of a building on it, reminiscent of a rural toilet with an antenna, – here!

– This structure reads the state of dinosaurs?

– PF, better! – Owen laughed, – it shows where to go to the rangers of the park to consider the state of the dinosaur!

– Yes! And the rangers just understand this lighthouse where you need to replenish the feeder, which dinosaur is ill ..

– And why? Why not put the cameras with different sensors there and not recognize everything at once?

– Well, you give. Only the eye of an experienced ranger can understand the state of the dinosaur, – Owen said proudly, proudly spread.

– And according to the monitor, he cannot do this?

– Computers do not convey the soul, – Grady touched his chest. Claire nodded desperately.

– Oh … And what is in this house in general?

Owen and Claire looked at each other.

– Well, there, most likely, just every inventory, well, you know, shovels, rake ..

– And why the antenna?

“Ha,” Owen rolled his eyes, “but it’s not an antenna, this is a lantern! So that the rangers find him in the dark.

– Okay … Okay, let’s say. At least I will need to bind the rangers to these … boots … and they will patrol the aviaries. Amazing. And, you say, dinosaur diseases will also detect?

– Oh no! Here we also have innovation! Paleomedical Center, look, – Claire switched the image on the monitor, – here you can treat dinosaurs. And there is a separate car with a team of doctors!

– Yeah, they can also be tied to this structure so that the aviary patrols?

“No, what are you,” Claire waved his hands in horror, “they are high-class specialists, and not some rangers.

– Hey! Grady threw up his hands indignantly.

– When the rangers https://betswaggercasino.co.uk/ discover a sick dinosaur, they will inform you about this. You will call the medical service and tell them to check each infected individual. They will tell you what type of disease in the individual. You will need to open additional information, understand how it is treated, if necessary, request a study of the desired medicine and then give the team another order to administer the medicine, – Claire stopped, seeing my eyebrows crawling upward.

– This is all? I asked.

“Oh, no,” Grady picked up a less insightful colleague’s story, “if serious damage is diagnosed, for example, a fracture, then our ambulance will not be able to figure out the place. You will need to call the ranger of the rangers, they will euthanize dinosaurs, and then another helicopter will be taken to the Palaomedical Center, where you personally prescribe the attending physician.

“Mosquito, how many unnecessary actions,” I muttered, when suddenly I dawned on me, “wait a minute, the attending physician? What, I will personally choose employees for tasks?

“Oh, how great that you asked,” Claire was inspired again, “we have a completely new approach to staff management! Let me show you the team.

– Teams, you wanted to say? – I said, highlighting the plural intonation, – as before – several teams of paleontologists, several geneticists ..

“No, no, no, now everything is different,” Grady interrupted me.

– Yes, right, Owen, – still without losing faith to impress me, said Claire, – we now have a flat structure. In fact, we will have one leader – you! And everyone else in the park is your subordinates! Well, isn’t it great!

– Oh Lord, no! I exclaimed.

– Why? – Owen stared at me with an incomprehensibly elongated face.

– This is even more manual control! What I left last time!

“But there is much more variability,” Klaire winked, “see all these characteristics of your subordinates? You can determine for yourself what task to send them to you. It is important to quickly conduct research? We send a couple of skilled organizers, one experienced scientist who knows how to buy reagents cheaper – and voila! – The matter is done quickly and cheap. And you need to throw all your strength on excavations – please, forward!

“It sounds … unexpectedly interesting,” I began to study the characteristics of my new subordinates, “and I can hire people?

– Certainly! And fire the old ones! – Claire smiled, – Just be careful. Employees cannot be driven, otherwise they can arrange a sabotage, break the aviary and release dinosaurs. We don’t want it? Again.

Owen giggled nervously.

– That is, now my subordinates need to rest? And, that means, when this fatigue parameter becomes red, they will be inactive for some time?

– Well, no, what are you. You will need to let them go for a break! And also pay them vacation pay.

– What? Vacation pay? For a time of a smoke break? They also pay a salary, yes?

– Oh yes, and not small! Grady whistled, – especially at the entrance. There you need to lay out almost 10 of their salaries when taking. Where is this money go – I don’t know, but these guys live well.

– So, and if I don’t let them go?

– Of course they will not go! Our employees are very responsible, without ordering management nowhere. And this I tell you not only about scientists. Rangers and doctors too. They are very executive!

– And if a tyrannosaurus breaks out?

– PF, why would he break out? They are quite stupid, – Owen smiled relaxedly.

– Okay, but if the raptor?

“OP, but this is dangerous,” Opparine gleaned on Grady’s forehead, “but yes, in such situations we have a special indication – follow the instruction of the elder. That is, yours.

– That is, I may have a situation when the fence was broken while I turned away, the Raptor is being angry with the disease, no one does anything, and when I run away from the smoke and try to cure the raptor, it turns out that all my doctors were tired and waited for my go -ahead to relax to relax?

The patrol of the rangers absolutely does not care about the tag in the will of Ti-Rex

– Well … – Grady, apparently, could not move away from the pictures of the escaped raptors stuck in his head.

– Well, what are you! You would never have happened to you! Let’s go I better show you new dinosaurs!

– Yes, how much can already be, I saw avenue. Yes, the dinosaurs are beautiful, but I will not look at them all day! I came here to manage the park! What I have not seen in your past project, that now I will be ready to put up with everything else?

“Well, we did not have flying lizards before,” Owen muttered after scratching his head.

– Exactly! – grabbed Claire, – and still waterfowl!

-Hmm, yes, indeed, I did not encounter this … For some reason, all other parks went around these wonderful animals! I agree, it will really be very interesting to build a whole water park with aquaterrarium! Or some kind of air walk under a poultry doll with flying reptiles!

Claire and Owen looked at each other.

– You have made new types of entertainment in connection with the appearance of flying and water dinosaurs?

– Well, there, there are special viewing rooms for a house and a reservoir … And they can also be seen from the windows of the hotel!

My hand crawled to my forehead itself.

– Yes and why? We have so many new modules for cafes and souvenir shops! And these institutions are of different sizes … and there is also a cinema! – Seeing that I slowly began to turn to the exit, Claire blurted out, – and we also have two types of safari! In areas and in trucks! For different types of guests!

“Different types,” I asked in interest.

– Yes … yes! I didn’t tell you about it at all. We conducted a marketing study, and learned that four different types of guests were going to us! And each type is interested in its form of entertainment! For example, rich guests love hotels and safari in the fields, and lovers of adrenaline – sharp food and safari in open transport.

– And they also prefer dinosaurs?

“Oh, we were somehow not interested,” Claire stumbled, “and probably what’s the difference, what is the dinosaur in front of you is a dinosaur!

-Indeed, what difference does it make-you are going to the safari along the aviary of the melting-compsonate or on the abode of the formidable tyrannosaurus? – I asked mockingly.

“Well, our guests do not see the differences,” Grady said quite propping his hands with his sides.

– Amazing. Well, at least I can build a park with such dinosaurs that I want. Look at all new flyers, sails ..

– Uh, all at once is unlikely to succeed. At first, there is not enough money – this is expensive pleasure, the steep dinosaurs to withdraw. And when you can, on the island from other aviars, most likely there will be a little space. Here, either wait for the old dinosaurs to die for natural reasons, well, either hunger to freeze them, or feed anyone more – there is no other option here – and then build the one that you need in place of their aviary. Poultryman or reservoir. They occupy a lot of places. So it will turn out on one card for 2-3 waterfowl and the same number of floods. And several species will not get along with each other. So, to see everyone, you will have to build several parks from scratch.

It is difficult to consider floods from above. To enjoy them, you have to regularly look for them in the water column.

Grady broadcast, completely not turning to my face stretching from endless surprise. I examined photos of parks from a bird’s eye view. Indeed, aviaries, especially for new types of dinosaurs, were huge! The islands are impressive, but for some reason they were not built up. As if the invisible wall separated the park of the rest of the island.

“So, tell me,” I roughly interrupted the dispersed trainer, “I can somehow choose a bigger island?

– Well … if you pass our simulation.

– We have a unique training system. – Claire’s smile seemed to break her face, – You will first pass, let’s say, training missions in simulation, and then you can on the same islands that we simulated in simulations, build a park like you as you want! Without any restrictions! Well, besides the place, horseback care is needed

You will have to go through tests not only to open new cards, but also to obtain, for example, modifications of genomes

-Wait, that is, I have to go through some of your missions in order to build another park on the same islands? And other islands are not provided?!

– So, enough for me! I’m leaving here! I don’t want to spend my life clock again!

– But wait! We will have new dinosaurs! They will be even more beautiful!

I no longer listened to Claire. I went out, slamming the door loudly, hoping that the next time they would understand that only beautiful dinosaurs are not enough to really captivate.